STOP IT


internets! I am trying to clean my house, but you continue to distract me. Rude.

Fuck Yeah Nightmares: The Midnight Game


What do you think, Stephanie?

fuckyeahnightmares:

WARNING: Do not play the midnight game. It is very dangerous. There is a very real chance of death for those who play the Midnight Game and there is an even greater chance that it will drive you insane. It is highly recommended that you DO NOT PLAY THE MIDNIGHT GAME.

If you do choose to…

OH MY GOD THERE ARE BABY SQUIRRELS OUTSIDE OF DOOR.  (Taken with instagram)

OH MY GOD THERE ARE BABY SQUIRRELS OUTSIDE OF DOOR. (Taken with instagram)

I’m just going to go all in


I accidentally sat on the couch for four hours straight. I’m in an internet loop, that I can’t get out of.

I’m going to continue this, with alcohol!

Taken with instagram

Taken with instagram

slaughterhouse90210:

“I think that is why we stay close to our families, no matter how neurotic the members, how deeply annoying or dull- because when people have seen you at your worst, you don’t have to put on the mask as much.” ― Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies

slaughterhouse90210:

“I think that is why we stay close to our families, no matter how neurotic the members, how deeply annoying or dull- because when people have seen you at your worst, you don’t have to put on the mask as much.”
― Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies

slaughterhouse90210:

“But nothing disturbs the feeling of specialness like the presence of other human beings feeling identically special.”― Jonathan Franzen, Freedom 

slaughterhouse90210:

“But nothing disturbs the feeling of specialness like the presence of other human beings feeling identically special.”
Jonathan Franzen, Freedom 

I know


you’re keeping all your secrets to yourself.

And I know you’re holding on to all of mine as well.

How a Princess sleeps.  (Taken with instagram)

How a Princess sleeps. (Taken with instagram)

Goodbye Scotty! (Taken with instagram)

Goodbye Scotty! (Taken with instagram)